Just realized: my world totally sucks, here is why

5. there is nobody else besides humans in the universe we can talk too – at least for now – borrring;

4. my computer hates me: totally gave me another blue-screen of death;

3. the doors in our building has this alarm thing – when they are ajar, you hear the most terrible screaming sound possible existing in this world + my office is next to the doors + people never close them;

2. my desk is a total mess and i don’t own an automatic desk cleaning robot;

1.  i am poor.